Aristotle Sez:  “The aim of the wise is not to

 secure pleasure, but to avoid pain.”

In Trump's cosmology, Barack Obama is the 

First Cause, the Unmoved Mover, the Demiurge. If 

something happens, Obama, like the butler, did it.

The Obama Corollary to the 

Cosmological Argument

There must be a First Cause, an Unmoved Mover, 

responsible for all the bad things that happen in

the world.  And that's Barack Hussein Obama.

Peripatetic Perigrine Perigrinating

In terms of Aristotle's philosophy, this

banana peel has not yet actualized its 

potential to become a key player in 

one of the world's most famous jokes.

"After watching The View and following the 
inane statements made on the program," writes 
Townhall's Mary Grabar, "I’ve come to the 
conclusion that it really is true what Aristotle, 
Saint Paul, and John Milton said: Women, 
without male guidance, are illogical, frivolous, 
and incapable of making any decisions

beyond what to make for dinner. Which 
reminds me: I need to ask hubby if he would 
rather have lasagna or canelloni tonight."