Let Them Eat Cake

Trump Sez:  "I got it. I got it. Why don't we nuke hurricanes?  

As they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside

 the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can't we do 

that?"

"Is Putin referring to an atomic bomb or Donald Trump?"

"Neither. He's talking about his Russian Spurtnik."

The Original Atomizer

November 8, 2016: The Day Sixty-Three Million Americans

Pushed the Wrong Button

And, yes, it's bigger than Kim Jong-un's.

"Before taking office, Mr. Trump told top aides

 to think of each presidential day as an episode 

in a television show in which he vanquishes

 rivals."

"H-Bomb go boom!"

"No, no, don't touch! H-Bomb burn Kimmy's 

widdle hand!"

It has been Trump's favorite game since he was a small boy.

Trump Calls for Expanded Nuclear Arsenal

Remember when Glenn Reynolds urged us to run over

an entire nation of 25 million people?

“The economic numbers are getting worse and worse all the

 time. If they get real bad, I hope it happens fast. We’ll

 certainly blame them, OK? We’re gonna blame them.” 

As Harry Truman might have said, "The only thing

 new in the world is the history that's been covered up."

Iran Could Have Bomb in a Month, Only 68 Years 

After the U. S. Did

"When your grandparents were in school back in the

 1950s, they called what you're doing 'Duck and Cover'."

Fatman Bombs in Japan, Sues Japanese for

'Weightism'

Father of the H-Bomb

Father of the Ass Bomb

A confidential analysis by staff of the UN nuclear

watchdog has concluded that Iran has acquired
'sufficient information to be able to design and produce'

an atom bomb, only 64 years after the United States

did the same thing. Impartial observers are wondering

why it took Iran more than a half-century to try to equal

the United States' ability to kill hundreds of thousands

of people with just a couple of bombs, like it did in

Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945.

Chicago Nuked, Conservatives Cheer