March Madness

Frater Sodalis

Fake News Banished from the Sweet By and By

Bhili Gharam Assures His Fans He Feels Fine

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #659

Anne Graham Lotz

"I know how Billy Graham felt. I take the

Bible all the way."

Nixon: “What did CBS do? Did they knock my 

Watergate speech?”
Graham: “I felt like slashing their deep throats, 

but anyway God be with you.”

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #11

Billy Graham

Franklin Graham Apologizes for Doubting

President Obama's Faith, Says Being Billy

Graham's Son "Is Not My Fault"

Well, folks, it's like this. Jesus had planned to
return someday fairly soon, but when He saw
what His erstwhile disciples had devolved into,
He had second thoughts and said, "First of all,
stop capitalizing pronouns whose antecedent
is me! That really gets on my nerves! Second
of all, if I ever decide to return one of these days,
many of you who now so vociferously claim to be
my disciples aren't going to be happy. Instead,
you're going to weep and gnash your teeth when
I say to you, 'I cast ye into outer darkness for
being such Billy Grahams on the outside and
such feculent chamberpots on the inside!'"

"Oh, where have you been,

Billy Boy, Billy Boy?

Oh, where have you been,

Charming Billy?"

"Tell me, Billy, do you think I have a snowball's chance

in Hell of going to Heaven?"