Doomsday Prophet Hedges His Bets

Nobody in Troy Believed Cassandra

Michele Bachmann Sez:  "Magnetic Turds are actually 

predicted in the Bible, these times that we're living in!  

And what I'm seeing is that the Bible is probably the most 

relevant document on Earth right now because it talks 

about these times we are living in! It's uncanny!"

Pat Robertson Sez:  "I think you can say, well, Putin's 

out of his mind, and yes, maybe so. But at the same time 

he's being compelled by God. He went into Ukraine, but

 that wasn't his goal. His goal was to move against Israel, 

ultimately."

In Greek mythology, Cassanda was a woman who was 

cursed to utter true prophecies, but never to be believed. 

But she didn't get fired.

Yard Sign Seen in the Yard of the

Ironic Prophet in 2016

Greg Abbott and Rick Perry Searching the Scripture 

(King James Version) to See If the COVID-19 Epidemic

 Was Prophesied in the Book of Ezekiel

Remember the Civil War the Democrats launched

on July 4, 2018?  Not many do, but Alex Jones does.

The Unexpurgated Bible #176

And It Came to Pass in Those Days

Baby's First Prophecy

Jeanine Pirro says by moving the U. S.

embassy to Jerusalem, Trumpus the

Great has fulfilled biblical prophecy.

March Madness

Thus Spake Mencken the Prophet

Would someone please tell Steve Mnuchin he should

prophesy and speak in tongues on his own time?

Dostoevsky was clairvoyant.

Glenn Beck Sez:  "Every single one of us 

should read Ezekiel."

Donald Trump, a Man So Charismatic He Had Them

Prophesying and Speaking in Tongues

"Yes, Greg, Jade Helm 15 was prophesied in the Bible 

when Ezekiel said, 'Their work was as it were a wheel 

in the middle of a wheel'."

The electronic computer was invented after he was born

 and the Shewee was invented before he died.  

All the prophecies made about him had been 

fulfilled, and so it was time for him to go.

Four Frosties of the Snowpocalypse