Not since Borat said, "Hello! It's Sexy Time!"

has so much raw manhood been on offer.

Come to Death Valley, It's Nice!

Borat Sez:  "I like you, TSA!

Touch my junk! Is nice!"

Borat After Hearing Pamela Anderson Has

Filed for Divorce from Her Third Husband

Pamela Anderson Doesn't Marry Borat for the Third Time

Borat loves his brothrer almost as much as he loves

his sister.

Kid Rock has confirmed the widely-circulated rumor that

Borat had come between Pamela Anderson and himself.

"It's true. Borat was able to alienate my affection in a New

York minute. Sheeyut! By comparison, he makes that bitch

look like Sea Hag."

After a quick bit of sexy-sexy with Borat Obama, Andrea

Peyser, columnist for the New York Post, says she has

mixed feelings about the presidential possibilities of

the Senator from Kazakhstan.

Nursultan Nazarbayev, the President of Kazakhstan,

says just because Javier Solana has welcomed him as a

permanent resident of Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum

doesn't mean he has given up his hunt for Borat the Defiler.

As expected, Borat was treated like royalty in Bulgaria.

On her honeymoon cruise with Kid Rock, her latest husband,

Pamela Anderson was already fantasizing about Borat, the

so-called 'Love God of Kazakhstan', who had just broken
up with his sister and was on a quest to find the babe
with the best boob job in California.

Borat Gives Borat Two Thumbs Up

Borat Falls for Marsupial, Dumps Luenell

Inspired by that symbol of French manhood, the

Eiffel Tower, Borat makes sexy, sexy.

Borat Adds Opera to His Cultural Learnings;

Claims He Is "Huge Fanny" of Australians