Nail that coffin shut, babe

Nail that coffin shut

Hammer packing mama

Nail that coffin shut.

COVID-19 Games for Shut-Ins

Building Trump's Wall One Coffin at a Time

Trump Team Unveils New Campaign Slogan

In addition to stimulus checks, Trump's name will

also appear on every coffin used to inter victims

of the COVID-19 epidemic.

Dracula Training Includes Dignified Coffin 

Egression Techniques

Ivanka Trump’s New Business Venture: She Sells Coffins

Senator Hatch Says His Decision Not to Attend His Own 

Funeral 'Ridiculous'; "I Shouldn't Have Said That," 

He Adds

Metaphor Mixology #14

William Haupt III Sez: "This will nail the coffin shut

 on the goose that laid the golden egg."

"I have no intention of spending any of my days in a concrete

 box. I prefer pine."

Coffin Designed for Those Who Are

Killed with Their Own Guns

"Round and round and round we go until forever more 

Once we were behind but now we find we are before

Forward backward inwards outwards come and join the chase 

Nothing could be wryer than a jolly carcass race!"

National Guardsmen Star in Comedy

Version of The Oblong Box

Uncle Sam died believing guns made him safer.

One might have thought he was old enough to

know better.

Morte Gras

Axe Murder:  Activision Slays Guitar Hero

"Hey, where do you want me to put this

flag-covered coffin?"

Dead-Blogging Nancy Pelosi Putting Final Nail

in Public Option's Coffin

"Parade rest!"

"Can you believe we're still alive?"
"Yes, it's pretty amazing!"
"Too bad about Monsignor Deadandgone."
"Yes, but that's what always seems to happen to
members of the Checkout Generation."