When a person writes a memoir when she is only 37, 

one wonders:  Should there be a minimum age for 

writing a memoir?

Landmark Dispute Underway Over Rights 

to John McCain's Political Patrimony

Meghan McCain Rips the Band-Aid Off, Revealing a 

'Rather Gaping and Difficult-to-Fill Hole'

Rage, Rage Against the Dying of the Right

Ben Domenech, Meghan McCain's insignificant

other, didn't like Joe Biden's rather anodyne 

speech last night.  Ben says:  "This is another 

garbage speech full of lies from a senile old 

person who thinks that they're in charge of 

America, but actually isn't running anything."

Meghan McCain and Van Jones Propose Changing 

Our Nation's Name to the Reunited States of America

In the 1950s, Meghan McCain would have been a 'Square'

or a 'Cube'.  In 2020, she's a 'Blockhead'.

Next Time on The View

Matt Gaetz, Member of Ukraine Clown Posse, Rips Megan

 McCain, Says It's Not His Fault He's More Interesting 

Than She Is

Meghan McCain Sez:  "You can laugh all you want."

Infotainment hasn't reached rock bottom yet,

but it's getting there.

Adventures in Aestheticism #202

While waiting for her nails to dry, Meghan McCain defended

Joe Biden from 'ageist crap', called one of Donald Trump, Jr.'s

tweets 'disgusting' and 'racist', and complained Democratic

candidates in the debates spoke too much Spanish.  This is

called 'Hypomanic Multitasking'.

One can only hope this is true.

Ben Domenech 'Unplagiarizes' Scurrilous Seth Meyers Tweets

 by Deleting Them

Meghan McCain's husband says Seth Meyers is an

"untalented piece of shit who only has his job because he

regularly gargled Lorne Michaels’ balls." If you've heard

this insult before, it's probably because Ben Domenech is

one of the most talented plagiarizers on the Internet.

In the absence of a rational explanation, there's 

always the Jealous God Theory, as stated in the

Book of Exodus:  "I the Lord thy God am a 

jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the 

fathers upon the children unto the third 

and fourth generation."

Today on The View

Meghan McCain Suffering from

Mississippi Affective Disorder

Adventures in Aestheticism #110