Nosferatu's Twin Brother

Count Von Count Hears That Trump Claims

He Was Running the Military By Himself

Getting Inside Vlad the Impaler's Head

Easier Than It Looks

Like the Irish Elk, whose extinction is attributed to antler 

size, the magnitude of Count Braggula's fangs had 

clearly compromised their functionality.

In Transylvania, it's always

Midnight Savings Time.

Knottsferatu reminds us it's only

17 days until Halloween.

At CPAC, Sailor Sabol terminated the National Anthem 

like Van Helsing driving a wooden stake into the heart of

 Dracula.

Trump Tries to Stop the Count

Like Renfield, Trump ate living creatures, like 

flies, in the hope of obtaining their life-force.

You don't have to be a doctor to save a life.

Dracula Training Includes Dignified Coffin 

Egression Techniques

As we know, Trump never drinks . . . wine.

 Vlad the Impaler Urges Blood Donors 

to Give 100%

Count Chocula's full-face transplant didn't

turn out quite as he had hoped.

Mark Halperin Has Risen from the Grave

and Written a Bloody Book!

Trumpferatu Reacts to News of Epstein's Death

"I never drink . . . wine," 

Gorsuch said cryptically.

'A Totally Effective While at the Same Time Beautiful 

Christmas Card'

Like Dracula, Trump never drinks wine.

Eric Trump Needs Your Help