New from Esquire Fashion

'100 Shoes a Centipede Needs'

"Louie Gohmert says 'Bomb it!'  He thinks it's a centrifuge."

Is this a fossil Centipede, or has someone finally found

Barack Obama's spine?

Stopping to smell the flowers is a good idea.

But watch out for the centipedes.

Have you tried the recipes for centipede en brochette and

scorpion-on-a-stick from Paul Wolfowitz's new barbecue

cookbook, Fire and Smoke in the Middle East?