"So, what is your claim to fame?"

"I discovered a 50-million-year-old fossilized ant with a 

mushroom growing out of its rectum."

"Sounds like you have been living the dream."

"Yes I have, so please don't wake me up."

Has someone ever thought to ask John Bolton why he

keeps a petrified wooly worm under his nose?

Kaiju Fans and Paleontologists Thrilled by Discovery of 

Extremely Rare Gamera Fossil

Trilobitus cthulhusus

Wayne Propst, Tyler, Texas Arkeologist, Says He 

Has Found Fossils from Noah's Flood in His

Front Yard

Donald Trump Joins Aissa Wayne in Announcing

Discovery of Marion Morrison Fossil in

Winterset, Iowa

Pinkos from Every Continent Call for 'End to 

Fossil Fuel Era’

Researchers have discovered fossils of a 250-pound 

penguin on Antarctica's Seymour Island.  They put the 

penguin's length at about 6-feet-7, or 'tall enough 

to star in a Monty Python sketch'.

Fossilized Remains of a Man and His Pet Dinosaur

That Didn't Make It to Noah's Ark on Time

Rude Rhymes #65

Poop Fossil

John Stossel

Sign of the Times #44

The Arizona Senator reminded people of

the fossils of Ancient Astronauts found

at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

Asked if he had seen any of Jesus’ fossil 

footprints while he was at Dinosaur National 

Monument,  he replied, "I almost thought I 

did, but a Sun Devil sprung up, blew sand 

in my eyes, and, before I could whip out my 

trusty bandanna to clarify my vision,  I had 

lost interest."

Presidential Candidate Claims 'Fossilized Santorum' Was 

Created by God 6,000 Years Ago to Look Like It's 

Millions of Years Old

Here we have a picture of a prehistoric fossilized raptor

egg nest. This generation of raptors obviously didn't

 have a future so bright it had to wear shades.

Is this a fossil Centipede, or has someone finally found

Barack Obama's spine?

Apeman Fossil Could Be Missing Link

 in Monty Python's 'Gorilla Librarian' 

Sketch

Recently-Discovered Fossil Indicates Ancient Rightbloggers

Resembled Jesus on the Cross and Were Covered

in Cheetos Fur

Allegories for Our Time #21

Bird Deciding What to Do Next as Commander-in-Chief

of a Fossilized Cape Buffalo

[h/t:  Betsy]

Scientists Uncover Skull from Horniest Dinosaur

Ever, Speculate It May Be Fossilized Remains of

Penisaurus Erectus

Scientists Unveil Completely-Naked

47-Million-Year-Old Female

Primate Named 'Ida'