Showing posts with label Flowers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flowers. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Has Kyrsten Sinema reached the 60-bloom supermajority yet?

Tuesday, March 08, 2022

Putin Denazifying Bag of Lay's Rose Petal Chips

Saturday, January 09, 2021

Jenny Cudd, a Midland, Texas florist, has been
voted Flower Child of the Capitol Hill Riot.

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

"That's a pretty flower.  What's it called?"
"Jared Jump Up."

Sunday, August 23, 2020

Not So Much a Rose Garden as a Sidewalk 
with Mixed Greens

Saturday, October 19, 2019

Are these Texas charmers wearing mums, or
are the mums wearing them?

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Even Yoooger Than Trump

Sunday, April 01, 2018

The Bloom Was Off the Easter Lily

Thursday, November 30, 2017

"I only have to water it every other day."

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Gladimir Putin Wearing His Trump
 Boutonnière

Friday, December 30, 2016

Dank Memes #4
Angel Moroni, Come Blow Your Horn!

Friday, November 18, 2016

"Who are you calling a 'pansy'?!"

Friday, August 14, 2015

The Monkey Orchid is a timely reminder 
that the flower is a plant's naughty bits.

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Is Donald Trump a Democratic 'plant' or just a
'blooming idiot'?

Monday, April 06, 2015

Barronelle Stutzman, a Washington state florist, has
become the second big winner on the popular game show,
Who Wants to Be a Bigot Millionaire?

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

"Like Jesus said, Secretary Hammond, 'Consider the lilies  of 
the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin'.
Wouldn't it be nice to have a job where you never had to spin?"

Tuesday, February 03, 2015

Great as a Perpetual Motion Machine,
Not Worth a Darn for Watering Begonias

Monday, May 12, 2014

"From here, it looks like a Humdinger blossom, which is a
sure sign of Benghazi Fever."

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

According to the Wikipedia, "Conation is a term that stems 
from the Latin conatus, meaning any natural tendency, 
impulse, striving, or directed effort." This bluebonnet, 
squeezing through a crack in a concrete driveway, 
exemplifies the concept perfectly.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

"Compared to this sunflower, I'm big.  But
compared to the Sun, I'm little.  So, am I
'Big Bird' or 'Little Bird'?