Has Kyrsten Sinema reached the 60-bloom supermajority yet?

Putin Denazifying Bag of Lay's Rose Petal Chips

Jenny Cudd, a Midland, Texas florist, has been

voted Flower Child of the Capitol Hill Riot.

"That's a pretty flower.  What's it called?"

"Jared Jump Up."

Not So Much a Rose Garden as a Sidewalk 

with Mixed Greens

Are these Texas charmers wearing mums, or

are the mums wearing them?

Even Yoooger Than Trump

The Bloom Was Off the Easter Lily

"I only have to water it every other day."

Gladimir Putin Wearing His Trump

 Boutonnière

Dank Memes #4

Angel Moroni, Come Blow Your Horn!

"Who are you calling a 'pansy'?!"

The Monkey Orchid is a timely reminder 

that the flower is a plant's naughty bits.

Is Donald Trump a Democratic 'plant' or just a

'blooming idiot'?

Barronelle Stutzman, a Washington state florist, has

become the second big winner on the popular game show,

Who Wants to Be a Bigot Millionaire?

"Like Jesus said, Secretary Hammond, 'Consider the lilies  of 

the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin'.

Wouldn't it be nice to have a job where you never had to spin?"

Great as a Perpetual Motion Machine,

Not Worth a Darn for Watering Begonias

"From here, it looks like a Humdinger blossom, which is a

sure sign of Benghazi Fever."

According to the Wikipedia, "Conation is a term that stems 

from the Latin conatus, meaning any natural tendency, 

impulse, striving, or directed effort." This bluebonnet, 

squeezing through a crack in a concrete driveway, 

exemplifies the concept perfectly.

"Compared to this sunflower, I'm big.  But

compared to the Sun, I'm little.  So, am I

'Big Bird' or 'Little Bird'?