Indiana Invertebrate

Man Offers Free Spine to Any Republican in Congress

Who Wants to Stand Up to Trump

"I take this detour from the road reluctantly,"

not realizing he had turned into a blind alley.

Romney Is In, But His Spine Is Out,

So Don't Expect Him to Attack Trump

"Touchy Feely?  Bah! Humbug!"

"Yes, Speaker Ryan, this is called a 'spine', 

something you're probably not familiar with."

Of the spiny mammals, Sarah Palin neither lays 

eggs (like the Echidna) nor rolls into a tight ball

 (like the Hedgehog).

What Really Severed Freddie Gray's Spine Was When 

He Dived 50 Feet into a Moist Sponge

"What's that?"

"It's a spine, Governor Walker."

"Well, I need one."

Cowardly Lion Looking for Spine Donor

"Yes, Governor Romney, this is called a 

'spine', something you're probably not

familiar with."

A shrimp is an invertebrate, i. e., an animal

 without a backbone. Invertebrates constitute 

97% of all animal species. Here we see a 

nice lady and 'Mitt Romney', her pet shrimp.

Is this a fossil Centipede, or has someone finally found

Barack Obama's spine?

Once upon a time, people thought Dick Cheney was only an
inherently evil son of a bitch. Now people know that he is
also an inherently evil exemplum of lumbar spinal stenosis.

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