Congress Moves to Ban Discrimination Against 

Arachnid-Related Hairstyles

When you're an Arachnoid, like Bill O'Reilly,

you have last legs to spare.

The Politico Illustrated #63

Good thing Robert Mueller isn't an arachnophobe.

Junkies Start Seeing Spidora as 'Opioid Czar'

Creepy-Crawly Giving America the Heeby-Jeebies

What should you do if you find a Spider-Man nest

 in your house?

Spider Eyeing Little Miss Muffet

Cannabis cannot cure Arachnophobia.  Sorry!

After Little Miss Muffet Was Cured of Arachnophobia

At a mere 5 mm in length, the Peacock Spider shows you 

don't have to be big, rich, famous, or powerful to be a dancer.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #135

Tarantulas on a Plane

There's a right way and a wrong way to eat fried tarantulas.

Stopping to smell the flowers is a good idea.

But watch out for the centipedes.