Religion Is the No That Means Yes

Luther Nails 95 Theses to A La Mode 

Salon Door, Re-Ignites Protestant 

Reformation

Who's 'we', Papal Nuncio to the New York Times?

Maybe John Calvin was onto something.

"The Ranters were one of a number of nonconformist 

dissenting groups that emerged around the time of the 

English Commonwealth (1649–1660)."

Illustration from Foxe's Book of Mortars

"Anthony wants to know what these 95 Theses are all

about and who the hell Martin Luther is!"

People like him.  He's human, not a space alien.  He's a

 coal-miner's grandson who is now a millionaire and a

member of the 1%.   He's a devout Catholic who

believes mainline Protestants are not Christians.

He creates American jobs by working as a lobbyist

and by driving an Audi.  And he is a wholly-owned

subsidiary of the Wyoming billionaire, Foster

Friess.  Yes, Rick Santorum is a bona fide

populist, a true 'Man of the People'.

"I bid you welcome.  The shape of mainline Protestantism

in this country is in shambles. It is gone from the

world of Christianity as I see it.  And, yes, nobody

expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

"When I say, 'We are all Catholics now!' I am merely

acknowledging a stubborn fact: after 469 years,

Martin Luther has lost and the Counter-Reformation

 has won."

The 'Catholic Sex Ethic' is the same as the 'Protestant

Work Ethic', except that you're naked and working the

graveyard shift for less than the minimum wage.

When Mike Huckabee, the Southern Baptist preacher,

declaimed at CPAC, "We are all Catholics now!" it was

obvious the Protestant Reformation had finally ended---

not with a bang, but with a whimper.

"Six Catholics and no Protestants on the U. S.

Supreme Court, eh? Hey, Martin Luther,

how do you like them apples?"

Kagan Confirmation Would Mean No Protestants,

Muslims, Buddhists, Atheists, or Breatharians on

High Court

"Yes, my child, I broke my wrist. But you should see the
shiner I gave that Dunker who tried to immerse God's
Vicar in his own bathtub!"

Five SCOTUS Catholics Rule It's Constitutional to Use Handguns

to Defend Against Four SCOTUS Protestants and Jews