SpongeBob SquarePants Narrowly Survives

Metaverse Church Summit

"I Might As Well Sleep For 100 Years Or So."

‘Squidward Game’ Is the Most Disturbing 

Show I’ve Ever Seen

The disguise SpongeBob SquarePants wears when

he goes undercover for a MAGA rally.

The only thing funnier than YouTube 'demonetizing'

One America News for a week is SpongeBob SquarePants

telling Patrick the only thing funnier than 24 is 25.

From Squidward's Funniest Cephalopod Jokes

When Trump showed Obama the monster he found at the

 bottom of the Deep State, Obama calmly pointed out that

 Gary the Snail had royal blood and was a second cousin of

Patrick Star.

If you Journey to the Center of 20,000 Leagues

Beneath the Ocean Floor, here's what you'll find.

GOP Texas Governor Greg Abbott Warns: 

'Liberal Wave' Could Hit Texas

"Yikes! Mr. Krabs has unleashed another Twitter storm! 

Run away, run away!"

Life Imitates Art

We now know who is behind the Deep State conspiracy

against Trump.

"How did Plankton get in there?"

"I don't know, but it sure explains a lot, doesn't it?"

"Great snakes!" yelped SpongeBob and Patrick.

When you hear conspiracists use the ominous-sounding 

phrase, 'Deep State', don't worry: that's just code for

 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

"OK, Patrick, now that I've seceded, isn't it time to build 

a wall around me?"

"Yikes, it's Mr. Krabs!  Run away, run away!"

Will SpongeBob and Patrick escape from the

Anti-Vaxxer on Monster Island?  Stay tuned!

A Holiday Wish All the Way from Bikini Bottom

Scientists are now saying that the sponge is the ancestor 

of all animals. That would explain a lot, wouldn't it?