Maureen Dowd's 'Medusa Effect' on 

Hillary Clinton Attenuated by 

Colossal Blunder

"Maureen Dowd is now saying we represent the 'Ghastly

Outdated Party'.  Think of it, Rick!  We have succeeded

in re-defining 'GOP' just like we planned!" 

Sarah Palin criticized Maureen Dowd. Then Paris Hilton

criticized Perez Hilton. Next thing you know, everybody

had jumped naked and were sitting around criticizing

each other.

"If I read all the vile stuff about me on the Internet,
I’d never come to work. I’d scamper off and live my
dream of being a cocktail waitress in a militia bar
in Wyoming."
"Or how about the Buffalo Chip in Sturgis, South
Dakota, Ms. Dowd? Perhaps you and Meghan
McCain could join forces and do a topless version
of the Brontë Sisters."

Turd Blossom Speaks Out:
"Maureen Dowd is a bitter,
twisted, deranged columnist
for The New York Times."

"Whoops!" said Joe Biden when he learned of
MoDo's inadvertence.

Fearguth Admits He Inadvertently Woke Up on Sunday
to Inadvertently Read Maureen Dowd's New York Times
Column in Which She Inadvertently Plagiarized
Josh Marshall

"I've been twisting gender stereotypes around for 24 years,
and my editors--those effeminate, lactating Breck Girls 
at the New York Times--haven't caught on yet. What a 
bunch of diffident debutantes they all are!"

MoDo Quartet Wins Milli Vanilli Lifetime Achievement Award

If you take Cialis and get an erection that lasts more than 4 hours,

get medical help right away. Your doctor will probably tell you to stare

at this portrait of Maureen Dowd. So far, it has worked every time.

The only thing Maureen Dowd enjoys more

than doing research is playing Old Maid.

Amanda Lepore Giving an Impression of Andy Warhol's

Lemon Marilyn Giving an Impression of Marilyn Monroe

Giving an Impression of Maureen Dowd Giving an

Impression of The New York Times

Greg Sargent whinnied when he saw that his TPM post about

Maureen Dowd had prompted New York Times editorial-page

editor Andrew Rosenthal to say, "It’s driving me out of my

fucking mind!"

MoDo's Cat

Maureen Dowd Diagnosed with Keratoconjunctivitis Sicca,

Blames Disorder on Hillary Clinton