Trumpnik Cartesianism

Trump Sez:  "If you're the President of the United States, 

you can declassify just by saying, 'it's declassified' — 

even by thinking about it."

Move Over, She-Hulk!

Make Room for

The DeClassifier!

Trump Sez:  “Terrible the way the FBI, during the 

Raid of Mar-a-Lago, threw documents haphazardly

 all over the floor (perhaps pretending it was me that

 did it!), and then started taking pictures of them for

 the public to see."

Among the Sensitive Compartmented Information the FBI 

retrieved from Mar-a-Lago were the Happy Boy Papers.

“If Trump is prosecuted for mishandling classified 

documents, there will be temper tantrums in the streets.”

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #229

FPOTUS and the Pool Shed Papers

Imagining Evel Knievel Doing a Motorcycle Jump Across 

All of the Classified Documents Trump Unlawfully Stored

at Mar-a-Lago

With the wave of his hand, Trump declassified all the

documents in the world.

Congressman Mike Turner Says Trump Needed Classified

 Docs at Mar-a-Lago to Wallpaper the Den

Another State Secret Divulged

"Do you think, ma'am, that the FBI should give back to

Trump all the documents he rightfully stole?"

"I could stand in the middle of Mar-a-Lago and sell 

Top Secret government documents to the highest bidder,

 and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?"

"What's that?" 

"It's Trump's Autodeclassifier 3000™."

Warm Scuzzies #1,222

Jay I. Bratt

Mar-a-Lago Cigarette Girl

"What's that?"

"Trump declassifying 'Top Secret' documents."

The Juice Is Loose

Kevin McCarthy Sez:  “It doesn’t seem like

 that’s something Trump would be doing.”

Michael Turner Sez:  “I can tell you that there are a number 

of things that are classified that fall under the umbrella of

 nuclear weapons, but that are not necessarily things that are 

truly classified. Many of them you can find on your own phone."