Tales from the Crypto

It's Time to Buy

Ruja Ignatova, the Bulgarian Crypto-Queen, is picking up

where the Nigerian Email Scammer left off.

Body of a Ninja Turtle! Mind of a Neuralink Brain

 Chip! Soul of an Unearthly Thing!

No longer flushing classified documents down

the toilet, Trump is now flushing rubles.

In case you're interested, the minimum bid is $250,000.

50 Pence = One-Half Pound Sterling