Tales from the Crypto

This supersedes all previous notices.

The Downside of Jumbo Muffins

When you see this sign, it's time to strap on your

body armor.

"I don't like being called stupid."

This means you, Lone Ranger!

We're seeing more and more signs like this

these days.

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If he sees 'Hazardous to Your Health' tattooed on your

forehead, Andrew Womack won't bother to ask for

your 'Use By' date.

God Not Too Keen on Wonders, Either

If you see this sign along life's way,

running or standing still are equally risky.

"Damn Libtards!" exclaimed the Trumpnik.

Some say this trail sign unfairly discriminates

against Melania Trump.

Be Prepared to Move Over

2021 Is Coming Into Focus

Bumpersticker Message to Trumpniks

Laugher-in-Chief

Give Rubberneckers

Advance Warning

Even on Facebook?

As someone has wisely observed, “In ancient times cats

 were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”