Former MAGA Senate Candidate Lauren Half-Witzke 

Says Madison Cawthorn Is Right -- and GOP Is Loaded 

with 'Drug-Sniffing' Child Traffickers

Half-Witzke or Nit-Witzke?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #898

Lauren Witzke

Warm Scuzzies #959

Tom Carper

Now that Trump has inadvertently revealed what has 

heretofore been a closely-guarded secret, we now know 

the true story of how General George Washington and

 one of his closest advisors crossed the Delaware during

 the Revolutionary War of 1812.

Alaska, North Dakota, Delaware, and Maine Billionaire

Drought Blamed on Global Warming

"She's the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,

Devil with the blue dress on

Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,

Devil with the blue dress on."