Washington Undergoing De-Trumpification

When Marsha Blackburn asked Ketanji Brown Jackson, 

'Is it your personal hidden agenda to incorporate Critical 

Race Theory into our legal system?' the duck did his 

George Washington impression.

Charlie Kirk Sez:  "Let me just tell you this: If 

Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson, George 

Washington, or John Adams saw Drag Queen 

Story Hour, they would mobilize the Minutemen."

Are 'traditional, classic Americans', who 'believe

in George Washington', being filtered out?

Ducktail Tale

George Washington Reacts to Talk of

'Big-Tent Centrism'

George Washington and the Miracle at Philadelphia

Scientists Adduce New Evidence for the 

Theory of Devolution

Now that Trump has inadvertently revealed what has 

heretofore been a closely-guarded secret, we now know 

the true story of how General George Washington and

 one of his closest advisors crossed the Delaware during

 the Revolutionary War of 1812.

Trump Sez:  “If he was smart, George Washington would’ve 

put his name on it.”

Speaking of George Washington and Mount Vernon, 

his historic home, Trump said, “If he was smart, he 

would’ve put his name on it.”

And 222 years higher than George Washington!

The Father of Our Country could not tell a lie.

Trumpinocchio could not tell the truth. Uh-oh!

Bill Griffith, creator of Zippy the Pinhead, has shined the 

spotlight on an underappreciated movie genre, Cartoon 

Noir. Take, for instance, Psychotic Gumby Crossing the

 Delaware.

It's not that David Koch is a giant. It's that Jim Jordan is 

vertically-challenged. And his height is directly correlated 

to his IQ.

Junior Trump Rests After Cutting Down the Same 

Cherry Tree George Washington Cut Down

"Like George Washington, I cannot tell a lie."

"As Freud might have said, 'Sometimes a monument is

just a monument'."

Glenn Beck Declares Ted Cruz 'the Next 

George Washington'

Children's Book Pulled for Romanticized 

Depiction of Pastry Chefs