After he ran over and killed a man, Jason Ravnsborg knew 

he was in trouble. Now he has been exiled to North Dakota.

Warm Scuzzies #1,182

Ray Holmberg

Nobody does real-life pratfalls like North Dakota lawmakers.

Warm Scuzzies #1,017

Luke Simon

Warm Scuzzies #915

Kevin Cramer

Kevin Kramer, GOP nominee for U.S. Senate in North 

Dakota, says attempted rape shouldn't disqualify 

Kavanaugh from being a Supreme Court justice. It

sounds like he belongs on the Judiciary Committee.

QAnon Follows the White Rabbit, Ends Up in 

Zap, North Dakota

Ninety-three percent (93%) of Republican Zombies in 

North Dakota voted for Will Gardner for Secretary of State, 

despite his announcement that he was dropping out of the 

race after it was revealed that he had once been arrested for 

being a Peeping Tom.

"Daddy, can I come with you to North Dakota?"

Because the pipeline got too excited when it heard the 

CEO of ExxonMobil and Putin's BFF was going to be 

Secretary of State, it shot its wad and spilled 176,000 

gallons of oil into the creek.

Federal Officials to Explore Different Route for Dakota 

Pipeline; Shortcut Through Trump Tower Under 

Active Consideration

Governor Jack Dalrymple was thrilled when he learned 

2,000 vets were headed to his state to join the Dakota 

Access Pipeline protest.

Jack Armstrong, the All American Boy (1947)

Josh Renville, the All American Boy (2015)

"North Da-ko-ta, Here We Come!"

White Supremacist Craig Paul Cobb Endeavoring to

Establish Church of Trumpology in Antler, North Dakota

A gay Republican legislator from

North Dakota who votes against

gay rights says it's only an accident

his name is Randy Boehning.

Alaska, North Dakota, Delaware, and Maine Billionaire

Drought Blamed on Global Warming

Warm Scuzzies #466

University of North Dakota Students

Now that he has been arrested for terrorizing the residents

 of Leith, North Dakota, Craig Cobb is demanding that he be 

incarcerated in an all-white jail with wall-to-wall swastikas

and hot-and-cold running neoNazis.

Is there a law that says, "In order to be a NeoNazi,

you must be ugly"?