When a politician accuses another politician of 'politicizing' 

something, like, for instance, the Capitol Hill Insurrection,

the rational response is to stop thinking and start throwing

rotten tomatoes.

About Nine Clams for a Six-Pack.  Cheap!

It Takes Two Hands to Handle an

Irate Baby Boomer

Kellyanne must think she's a Couch Tomato.

Ketchup won't do.

Donald Trump Sez:  "There may be somebody with 

tomatoes in the audience. So if you see somebody getting 

ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, 

would you?"

"Incoming tomato, Commander Trump!"

"Shields up!"

Andrew Alemao National Monument

Andrew Alemao assures us that no good

tomatoes were harmed, only rotten ones,

 when he hurled them at Donald Trump.

Maybe we should erect a monument to Andrew Alemao, 

the anti-Trump tomato thrower, like they did for Muntadhir 

al-Zaidi, the Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at Dubya.

What to Do When Killer Tomatoes Attack

Economist Tyler Cowen writes: "We all overinvest in 

non-diversified mood affiliation portfolios." That's his

way of saying, "We're all biased."  Fifty years ago, it was 

called 'Selective Exposure'. More recently, it was called 

'Confirmation Bias'. Tyler Cowen calls it 'Mood Affiliation'. 

Same concept, different terminology. Reminds me of 

the Gershwin tune: 

"You like potato and I like potahto,

You like tomato and I like tomahto,

Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!

Let's call the whole thing off!"

After leaking his secret guacamole recipe, the University 

of Oklahoma has been blacklisted from any future Jack 

White performances.  As a result, the University has decided 

to move to Texas and merge with Manuel and Theresa's 

School of Hair Design.

"When I was growing up in central California, we used

 to hire 50 to 60 wetbacks to pick tomatoes.  And when

 I say 'wetbacks', I mean no disrespect:  they were 

honest, hard-working wetbacks.”

Alabama State Senator Scott Beason Narrowly Escapes

Drowning at the Hands of Irate Tomato Farmers 

Years later, the Great Guacamole War ended, a

detente having been established between the

forces of tomato and avocado.

Fearguth's Rules of Order #47

If you ask an orangutan what it thinks about a

tomato while it has one on the tip of its tongue,

expect a different answer when it doesn't.

Remember:  no build-your-own shish-kabob is complete without

onions, peppers, and mushrooms.

What It's Like to Work at the Washington Post These Days

Tomato Satori