Fido Friday is Dog the Bounty Hunter's

favorite day of the week.

"Mr. Chapman, if Major Dutch Schaefer

were to tell you, as he once did the

Predator, 'You're one ugly mother-

fucker!', how would you react?  Would

you start with pepper spray and then

move on to 'Profit-Driven Peacockery',

or vice-versa?"

House Committee Votes To Hold Karl Rove In Contempt;

Dog the Bounty Hunter Reportedly Warming Up the

Black Suburban

Chris Matthews asks: "Does he have sex appeal? Can you

smell the English Leather on this guy, the Aqua Velva,

the sort of mature man's shaving cream, or whatever,

you know, after he shaved?"

"I know it's hard on your heart, Dick, but you really need

to pick up the tempo. Dog the Bounty Hunter is getting

closer and closer by the minute."

Dog Days for the Bounty Hunter

Duane Chapman Finds Bountiful Bounty,

Says "This Dog Will Hunt No More"