"Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do

And I'm going to do what you tell me to."

According to researchers, Trump appeals to men who are 

insecure about their manhood.  This is called the 'Fragile 

Masculinity Hypothesis'.

Top Gun isn't anti-woke, it's pro-balls.

"I see that your dog likes to evangelize for

Militant Masculinity."

In less than a week, Tucker Carlson will celebrate

(or perhaps grieve) his 53rd birthday.  It's probably

just a coincidence that he's been fretting a lot

lately about the 'masculinity crisis'.

For no apparent reason, Andrew Tate is called the

'King of Toxic Masculinity'.

 “How do you reverse the effects of falling testosterone?”

Tucker Carlson wants to know.

Tucker Carlson Sez:  "Somebody who knows Boris Johnson 

told me that getting COVID emasculated him, it changed him, 

it feminized him, it weakened him as a man."

Ever Ready to Stop the Assault on Masculine Virtues

Hyper-Masculine, Square-Jawed Beefcake Ben

Donald Trump and Jair Bolsonaro:  Far-Right, 

Neo-Fascist, and Exclusively Macho

Ross Douthat Sez:  "Ask me about Performative Masculinity."

White House Spox Hogan Gidley Sez:  "Trump is the most 

masculine person to ever hold the White House."

David French wouldn't seem to be quite

the right person to be talking about the

'inescapable reality of masculinity'.

Only Tucker Carlson keeps feminists from taking over

and forcing all men to wear spectacles.

In addition to not washing his hands,

Pete Hegseth is toxically masculine.

Local Man Believes His Masculinity Is

Under Threat

Hoosier Strong Chin Awes Kaintuck Weak Chin

Little Known Fact #67

Ben Shapiro, the Little Amish Boy, is miffed that he has 

never been accused of 'toxic masculinity'.

Anders Maximus was so heterosexual he didn't

 like men to touch him. In fact, he didn't even like 

to touch himself.