You wouldn't believe what it takes to tie dye a longhorn.

Ron Paul Sez:  “The dye has been cast. This is what

I’ve worked my whole career to warn people about."

At 69, Chuck Norris still doesn't have a gray hair on
his body, thanks to Red Dye No. 5.

"What do we humble supplicants have to do in order
to get a little royal purple dye around here?"