Trump May Exit Peace Talks after Mahmoud Abbas Mocked 

Jared Kushner's Amateurish Prince Albert Necktie Knot

This year's eclipse of Mahmoud Abbas, the Palestinian
Sun, was almost total. Maybe next year.

Once again, Mahmoud had forgotten to take his Beano.

"What do we humble supplicants have to do in order
to get a little royal purple dye around here?"

As a devout Muslim, is Mahmoud Abbas
immune to swine flu?

When it came to handing out whiskers as rough as sandpaper,
Mahmoud learned that Allah was no respecter of persons.

Caught between the Rock of Ehud and the Hard Place

of Mahmoud, the President was threatening to jump.

Presidents Bush and Abbas on the Verge of Tying the Knot

"I'm so happy you guys like to play Charades as much as I do."

Mahmoud Abbas Expelled from Middle East

Peace Conference for 'Looking Too Scary'

Portrait of Mahmoud Abbas Kidnapped,

Held at Gunpoint

"God is great. I bear witness that there is none worthy of

worship except God. I bear witness that Muhammad is the

Messenger of God. Hamas be damned. God is great."

Khaled and Mahmoud were awed at the sight of the oldest,

biggest, and most sacred wingnut in the world.

Massimo D'Alema, the Italian Minister of Foreign Affairs,

couldn't believe he had blurted out, "Mahmoud Abbas,

your doctoral dissertation really blows!"

"Would you mind getting off that goddam phone?"

Dermatologists say Mahmoud Abbas's rare

skin disease may be cellphone related.