Showing posts with label Mahmoud Abbas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mahmoud Abbas. Show all posts

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Trump May Exit Peace Talks after Mahmoud Abbas Mocked 
Jared Kushner's Amateurish Prince Albert Necktie Knot

Friday, November 20, 2009

This year's eclipse of Mahmoud Abbas, the Palestinian
Sun, was almost total. Maybe next year.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Once again, Mahmoud had forgotten to take his Beano.

Friday, August 14, 2009

"What do we humble supplicants have to do in order
to get a little royal purple dye around here?"

Sunday, April 26, 2009

As a devout Muslim, is Mahmoud Abbas
immune to swine flu?

Sunday, March 29, 2009

When it came to handing out whiskers as rough as sandpaper,
Mahmoud learned that Allah was no respecter of persons.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Caught between the Rock of Ehud and the Hard Place
of Mahmoud, the President was threatening to jump.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Presidents Bush and Abbas on the Verge of Tying the Knot

Friday, May 09, 2008

"I'm so happy you guys like to play Charades as much as I do."

Saturday, December 01, 2007

Mahmoud Abbas Expelled from Middle East
Peace Conference for 'Looking Too Scary'

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Portrait of Mahmoud Abbas Kidnapped,
Held at Gunpoint

Saturday, July 07, 2007

"God is great. I bear witness that there is none worthy of
worship except God. I bear witness that Muhammad is the
Messenger of God. Hamas be damned. God is great."

Monday, February 12, 2007

Khaled and Mahmoud were awed at the sight of the oldest,
biggest, and most sacred wingnut in the world.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Massimo D'Alema, the Italian Minister of Foreign Affairs,
couldn't believe he had blurted out, "Mahmoud Abbas,
your doctoral dissertation really blows!"

Sunday, December 10, 2006

"Would you mind getting off that goddam phone?"

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Dermatologists say Mahmoud Abbas's rare
skin disease may be cellphone related.