Auto-Euthanasia Finds Its Voice

Trumpthanasia

Right before he died, Barney barked affirmatively that 

his master was a 'great artist'.  And then the nation's

erstwhile First Pet was put to sleep.

This dog is obviously rabid.  It needs

to be put down.

President Accidentally Euthanizes Vice President

"If Michael Vick should be

executed for killing dogs, Mr.

Carlson, what should be done

to the thousands of Animal

Control personnel across the

nation who euthanize dogs

on a daily basis?"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #73

Newt Gingrich Defending Palin's 'Death Panels'
on This Week with George Stephanopoulos

Sarah Palin Says Hypnotoad Will Be Euthanized by

'Death Panel' If Health Care System Is Reformed
[Click Image If You Dare!]

Isn't it about time to pull the plug on David Broder's
judgments of right and wrong? His conscience is on
life support and his moral sense has been in a
persistent vegetative state for years.

If your watchdog begins to behave erratically,

like this one, perhaps the most humane thing

to do is to put it down.