Trump's Covfefe in Hot Pursuit of Greene's Gazpacho Police

Trump Accuses Teleprompter Believed to Be

 an Obama Loyalist of 'An Act of of Sabotage'

Visual Aid Used by Eight-Year-Old to Explain to 

His Friends What Trump Meant by 'Prince of Whales'

If Dolphins Can Hitch Rides on Whales, Then . . .

Gaffemaster Perry Performing 'Straight Outta My Mind'

Sign of the Times #72

Anyone within earshot of Sean Spicer

must use brain sanitizer before returning

to work.

A gaffe is when a politician accidentally tells the truth.  

Trump is gaffe-free, because he never tells the truth, 

not even accidentally.

Q:  Why is Jeb Bush's mouth closed?

A:  He's waiting his turn to misspeak.

Michael Kinsley once defined 'gaffe' as "when a politician 

tells the truth."  Example: Donald Trump's tweet that 

included a picture of Nazi troops.

"Mitt happens, for chrissake!"

'The Next President of the United States' Sez:

"Smart choice, Willard!"

Heretofore he only had to distance himself from his advisers.  

Now he was having to distance himself from himself.

Now that we know Congressman Paul Ryan sometimes 

misspeaks, how can we tell, in the future, when he is 

misspeaking and when he isnt?

Sweet Little Miss Spoke

GOP presidential candidates spend the first day saying 

something and the second day explaining what they 

meant to say the first day.

Romney's Last Gaffe

Rick Perry Exiled to the Country of Solynda

“I'll tell you what. 10,000 bucks says it's not a major gaffe for

 me to make a ten-thousand-dollar bar bet on national TV!”

"All eight justices on the Supreme Court are unelected,

but Justice Montemayor is even moreso."

Herman Cain Attempts to Congratulate Rick Perry for

Setting New Record:  Two Gaffes in Only 19 Words