GOPer Gubernatorial Candidate Darren Bailey Sets New

Record for Earliest Shout-Out for Thoughts and Prayers; 

"And now let's move on and celebrate the independence 

of this nation," he said hastily.

Man in Candy Cane Tie Not Pleased to Learn Arkansas

 Is Least Patriotic State in America

In Florida, they celebrate Independence Day differently.

Gratuitous Bombs Bursting in Air

Return to Prepandemic Levels

What to Wear to Celebrate the 4th of July This Year

Trump Boasts He Drew a Bigger Crowd on July 4, 2020 

at the National Mall Than Jesus Did for the Sermon on 

the Mount

FREEDOM!

On Independence Day, Chester A. Reilly says, 

"What a revoltin' development this is!"

Bad Day at Mount Rushmore

Whiteworld #81

If you play Trump's Salute to America Drinking Game®, you

 only get to take a drink when you spot a nonwhite face in the

 crowd.  Be prepared when the game is over to discover that 

you're still cold sober.

Bradley Fighting Vehicle says it would much rather be

in the nation's capital, where it is loved, rather than be in

Iraq, where ungrateful locals have destroyed 55 and

 damaged 700 of its peers.

Trump Accuses Teleprompter Believed to Be

 an Obama Loyalist of 'An Act of of Sabotage'

Not Exactly Hard Drinkin' Lincoln, But Close

Abrams Tank in the Nation's Capital on Independence Day

 Knows What It's Like to Be Caged

Apparently, Trump's brain misfired its synapses before 

it manned the air, rammed the ramparts, and took

 over airports.

Rain Dances Work!

Emperor Palpatine Uses 4th of July Trump-a-Looza

to Showcase the Galactic Empire's Military Might

"The history of the present King of the Trumpniks 

is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, 

all having in direct object the establishment of an

 absolute Tyranny over these United States."

Can't Wait to See the Cat Videos!

We thought we had rid ourselves of the

illegal space aliens 23 years ago.  

WRONG!