Trump Accuses Teleprompter Believed to Be

 an Obama Loyalist of 'An Act of of Sabotage'

Without his pocket-size teleprompter, Trump 

would have been at a loss for words.

This looks like a job for Teleprompter Repairman!

 “If I can take on 100,000 protesters. I can do the same to

 ISIS! Oops!  Did I just say that?  King's X!”

[When he speaks at CPAC, Walker needs two teleprompters:  

one for the text and one for the subtext.]

"Stay back, Barack!  This is MY teleprompter!"

In the House of Representatives, it was generally agreed 

that the Speechless Machine had been a quantum tech-

 nological leap over the Teleprompter.

Sarah Palin Reading an Anti-Obama Teleprompter

Joke from Teleprompter with CPAC Laugh Track

Romney Denies Stealing President Obama's Teleprompter

President Obama's Teleprompter Accused of Stalking

Mitt Romney on Campaign Trail

"Who needs a TelePrompter?  All I need is an Etch a Sketch."

Time Tourist #1

In the first Santorum Administration, it became illegal to read 

off a teleprompter.  In the second, it became illegal to read.

When Rick Santorum got his way and they were outlawed,

all that was left were Teleprompter Ghosts.

"How exactly does one manage to let someone steal the

presidential teleprompter?"

Reporters Caught Mocking Sarah Palin Mocking Herself

Q: When teleprompters get together, what

do they do?

A: They tell teabagger jokes.

Two facts have been recently uncovered by the Lunatic
Fringe for which we should all be grateful. First, Barack
Obama is the first President of the United States to use
a Teleprompter. Second, Al Gore invented it.

Lonely Teleprompter Wonders, "Where's Sarah?"