Nevertheless, he still saved 15% on his car insurance.

Gecko Lets Its Feet Do the Walking

Cat Ba Leopard Gecko Excited by Upcoming Meeting

 Between Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un

GEICO Gecko

NSA Gecko

Up close, the GEICO gecko is really pretty scary.

Eye-Licking Central Feature of Male Gecko Mating Ritual

R. Lee Ermey, Even More Reptilian Than the Geico Gecko

If you discover a gecko in your house,
don't panic---unless, that is, it tries to
sell you some car insurance.

"Don't be a sucker, kid! The GEICO gecko is just a computer-
generated image that shills car insurance with an outrageous
Cockney accent. I, on the other hand, want nothing more than
to be your favorite cold-blooded companion."

"It's all very easy, Secretary Rice. Just pick up the pen

and sign on the dotted line. That's when the GEICO gecko

will appear and give you up to 15% off your car insurance."

Tractor pulls are very popular in Ottertail, Minnesota.

So are toad strangling, frog smushing, and gecko gibbeting.

Once upon a time, the GEICO Gecko was an itty-bitty thing

on the 'threatened species list' in California. Well, not any

more. In the next Godzilla movie, it will join King Ghidorah,

Rodan, Mothra, Gamera, Gigan, Ebirah, Hedorah, Megaguirus,

Baragon, Megalon, and Godzilla in a 90-minute-time-limit

free-for-all. The winner will get top billing in the sequel, as

well as much as a 15% discount on its auto insurance.