Collins-Schumer Rift Shocks Senate

Stinky Zinke believes his Bachelor of Science degree in 

geology makes him a geologist. If that's true, then a Bachelor 

of Arts degree in the humanities must make you a humanist.

Earth's Original Crust Found in Canada; 

"Who Moved My Crust?" Earth Asks

Geologists say the petrified ice cube discovery may indicate that 

at some point in the distant past, Hell did indeed freeze over.

Plate of Redneck Seafood Blamed for Latest 

Precambrian Invasion

Scientists Say Massive Half-Mile Crack in the Ground Proof 

That Earth Is on Verge of Going the Way of Krypton

Is the Grand Canyon the vast empty space carved out

by the Colorado River, or is the Grand Canyon the rock

 walls that frame the vast empty space?  How you answer

this question will determine how old you believe the

Grand Canyon is.

Geologists Disagree as to Which Is Older:

John Dingell or the Layer of Coconino 

Sandstone in the Grand Canyon

If you wish to determine the age of Chuck Grassley's

face, it helps to think in terms of geological time.

Scientists are saying that 'Continental Grift' has significantly

slowed since Sarah Palin more or less disappeared from

the political lithosphere.

Rare Photo of the Very First Iowa GOP Caucuses,

 Held Sometime During the Paleocene Epoch

"How old do I think the Earth is? You know what, kid, I don't

have any idea, because I dropped out of my 'Book of

Genesis' class at Paint Creek High School."

Contrary to popular belief, this is not a shaded relief map of

the Colorado Plateau. It's just an illustration out of 

The Roadside Geology of Arizona.

If you have a hard time visualizing how

plate tectonics works, just look at

Rick Perry's face.

To appreciate Jan Brewer's face, it helps if

you think in terms of geological time.

"Yes, I'm very confident Congress will
pass significant health care reform by
the end of the Holocene Epoch."

McCain Accuses Romney of Backing Timetable to Pull

U.S. Troops Out of Iraq Before End of Cenozoic Era,

a Charge Romney Angrily Denies

How They Measure Geological Time