"I feel misled," said the ingénue.

Maybe Joe Manchin and Susan Collins should

throw a Pity Party.

Susan Collins Wins Another Award

Susan Collins Sez: “This decision is inconsistent with 

what Justices Gorsuch and Kavanaugh said in their 

testimony and their meetings with me."

How Trump’s Team Conned Susan Collins

Will Susan Collins call the cops a second time?

"Don't make fun of my clothes.  If you do, Susan Collins 

and Lisa Murkowski will call you a 'sexist'."

Collins-Schumer Rift Shocks Senate

Susan Collins is accusing her opponent of “defaming 

my reputation and attacking my integrity.”  That's

not possible.  You can't attack what doesn't

exist.

The Two Faces of 

Susan Collins

With negative approval ratings ranging from -3% to -13%, 

these six GOP senators may be removed from office

this year, even if Trump isn't.

Girl Talk

Susan Collins Succeeds Hillary Clinton as the

'Most Hated Woman in America'

If you're a non-billionaire trying to influence 

Susan Collins's vote on Kavanaugh, you're a briber.  

If you're a billionaire, Susan says, "Send more

 money!"

Adventures in Aestheticism #3

Which is worse: Mitch McConnell promising Susan Collins 

tax cuts won't result in Medicare cuts, or Susan Collins

believing him?

Susan Collins Sez: "I don't mean to be unkind, but 

Farenthold's so unattractive it's unbelievable."

"I just wuv Wall Street!"

The Unexpurgated Bible #22
"And the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed them
up, and their houses, and all the men and women that
appertained unto Centrism, and all their goods. And
the people said, 'Good riddance, O Lord, good riddance!"