Little Known Fact #71

The New York Conspiracy Exchange was

founded in 1975, during the Presidency 

of Gerald Ford.

Those Darn Republicans

"Jerry says that now we're in Hell, I won't need this coat."

Keeping Our Republican Presidents Straight

"I am not Dwight Eisenhower."

"I am not Richard Nixon."

"I am not Gerald Ford."

"I am not Ronald Reagan."

"I am not George H. W. Bush."

"I am not George Bush."

The entire first printing of the Gerald Ford commemorative

issue has been scrapped. It seems the adhesive had been put

on the wrong side of the stamp.

Veepenstein #1

"The name is pronounced 'Cheeney',

and I'm handy with scissors."

One Photograph, Two Interpretations

1. Mainstream Media says it is the body of Gerald

Ford lying in state in the Capitol Rotunda.

2. Pajamas Media says it is the body of Ayatollah Ali

Khamenei just before it was incinerated by a flying

saucer from Independence Day.

George Walker Bush:

not a Lincoln,

not a Ford,

not even a Crosley.

The St. Pauli Ghoul disguise had worked well

for Donald Rumsfeld back in the days when he

was President Ford's Secretary of Defense. Now

that he is President Bush's Secretary of Defense,

we know that it's really the St. Pauli Ghoul who

is disguised as Donald Rumsfeld.