"The bad news is that I'm getting older. The good

news is that everyone I despise is too."

Gordon Brown Calls It Quits, Joins

'Just Another Pretty Face Society'

Granted, Gordon Brown had never risen higher than
the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. But even
he knew that the idea of a 'Digital Purchase Funnel'
was sketchy, if not dodgy.

Great Britain's Gordon Brown is now recognized
as the most trenchant exponent of the 'Single
Face-Palm Gesture' in his generation.

"Drink to me only with thine eyes, Ehud, and I will pledge with mine.

Or leave a kiss within the cup and I'll not ask for wine."

Singing 'Stuck on You', Lionel Richie Activist Tries

to Superglue Himself to UK Prime Minister

Bush Warns Brown About Premature Iraqulation

Gordon Brown's speech to the UN was so boring

he put himself to sleep.

"In Heaven's name," the Prime Minister mused, "what did

Tony see in this dodgy bloke?"

Balloonmen for Brown Unwavering in Their Support

of the British Prime Minister

"Better hop aboard, Gordon, or you'll be late for World War III!"

As an oldtimer of a previous generation would have said

had he seen this picture of Gordon Brown picking his

nose, "That slicker musta got aholt of a sheep's leg!"

It began to dawn on President Bush that he and Prime

Minister Brown were separated by a common language.

British Prime Minister Reportedly Fond of

Sour Patch Kids

The Chancellor of the Exchequer grew pensive as he

gazed at his shadow and reflected on Pascal's Pensées.

As he pursues the office of Prime Minister, Gordon Brown,

Chancellor of the Bedchamber, has a campaign style that

really draws people together.

Pointing a loaded finger at his head, Gordon Brown says he

will hold himself hostage until he is named Prime Minister

of England.

In addition to giving him his blessing, Tony Blair

has bestowed his hat on Gordon Brown.

Joseph Sepp Blatter and Gordon Brown Discover Chris

Matthews' Original Hardball Wasn't So Hard After All

"Paul, it says here the authors will be publishing a

sequel to Good Intentions Corrupted: The Oil-for-Food

Scandal and the Threat to the U.N. The title will be

Bad Intentions Fulfilled: The Blood-for-Oil Scandal

and the Threat to the U.S."