Justice Department Drops the Hammer on Trump

For the Mr. Fixit on Your Christmas List

The only thing more powerful than Thor's Hammer is 

Trump's Sharpie.

"Is that Ben Gozzi?"

"No, it's Chali Cabbagemallet."

Somebody pretty dumb must've left 

a bag of hammers lying around.

"If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between

my brothers and my sisters
All over this land."

Blunt Instrument

Another Blunt Instrument

"They say it's a 'hammer' and a 'sickle' on that

flag. Do you have any idea what those were

used for?"

The Hammer is broken.