Showing posts with label Vegetables. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vegetables. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 27, 2022

I Laughed When My Neighbor Said She Was
 a Herbivore

Saturday, September 24, 2022

Aunt Tifa Reminds Us That Drinkers and Pot Smokers
 Are 'Enslaved To Vegetables'

Wednesday, August 24, 2022

The Wonderful Mehmet of Oz

Thursday, August 18, 2022

Mehmet Oz, Man of the Crudités

Thursday, August 04, 2022

Cracker Barrel's Impossible Sausage Comes from 
Impossible Pigs

Monday, June 13, 2022

31 Losers and an Artichoke

Monday, March 21, 2022

What Putin Says That So Intimidates the Russians

Tuesday, September 28, 2021

Hyper-Masculine, Square-Jawed Beefcake Ben

Friday, September 03, 2021

Think of it:  five Americans can tell
332 million Americans how the cow 
ate the cabbage.  

Saturday, August 07, 2021

New Cauliflower Variant of COVID-19 Detected in California

Monday, April 26, 2021

Peter Thiel has made a $10 million donation
to a Super PAC supporting J. D. Vance.  
That's a lot of cabbage.

Saturday, April 03, 2021

He says his full-time job is peddling anti-vaccine 
conspiracy theories on television.

Thursday, January 28, 2021

If you want to believe Tucker Carlson is actually a
turnip masquerading as a rutabaga, go ahead: 
the Dems won't stop you.

Sunday, December 06, 2020

“Blueberries, peppers, squash and cucumbers. 
Who does cucumbers around here? 
Because I like cucumbers. I’m the only one.
 I like cucumbers.”

Friday, December 04, 2020

It's National Cookie Day!

Thursday, October 29, 2020

Outtake from the Okra Winfrey Show

Sunday, August 23, 2020

Not So Much a Rose Garden as a Sidewalk 
with Mixed Greens

Thursday, January 23, 2020

Strained spinach was his weakness,
his only weakness.

Friday, December 13, 2019

Great-Grandfather Harangues Great-Granddaughter
for Preferring a Vegetable Plate Over Big Macs

Monday, October 21, 2019

Transvetite Peas