I Laughed When My Neighbor Said She Was

 a Herbivore

Aunt Tifa Reminds Us That Drinkers and Pot Smokers

 Are 'Enslaved To Vegetables'

The Wonderful Mehmet of Oz

Mehmet Oz, Man of the Crudités

Cracker Barrel's Impossible Sausage Comes from 

Impossible Pigs

31 Losers and an Artichoke

What Putin Says That So Intimidates the Russians

Hyper-Masculine, Square-Jawed Beefcake Ben

Think of it:  five Americans can tell

332 million Americans how the cow 

ate the cabbage.  

New Cauliflower Variant of COVID-19 Detected in California

Peter Thiel has made a $10 million donation

to a Super PAC supporting J. D. Vance.  

That's a lot of cabbage.

He says his full-time job is peddling anti-vaccine 

conspiracy theories on television.

If you want to believe Tucker Carlson is actually a

turnip masquerading as a rutabaga, go ahead: 

the Dems won't stop you.

“Blueberries, peppers, squash and cucumbers. 

Who does cucumbers around here? 

Because I like cucumbers. I’m the only one.

 I like cucumbers.”

It's National Cookie Day!

Outtake from the Okra Winfrey Show

Not So Much a Rose Garden as a Sidewalk 

with Mixed Greens

Strained spinach was his weakness,

his only weakness.

Great-Grandfather Harangues Great-Granddaughter

for Preferring a Vegetable Plate Over Big Macs

Transvetite Peas