Charles Krauthammer Dies, Joins the

Iraq Liberation Choir Invisible

"Is that Ben Gozzi?"

"No, it's Chali Cabbagemallet."

"I did NOT say Rush Limbaugh sucks 'donkey dicks'!  

I said 'jackass dicks'!"

Build Your Own Douche Kabob

Q:  What is dumber than a Bag of Krauthammers?

A:  Reince Priebus with 'Specifics Coming Out of His Eyeballs'.

Luckily, there is no such thing as a Krauthammer bust.

Drones

"When did you first notice, Charles, that people had started

translating 'Krauthammer' into 'Cabbagemallet'?"

"Dr. Krauthammer, you say Obama's move to the center is

just a ploy to make you look stark, staring mad. Well, if I

may say so, he has more than succeeded!"

When Charles Krauthammer says Obama "won the

great tax-cut showdown of 2010," you know that

Capistrano will return to the swallows next spring,

not vice-versa.

"You stop calling me Krauthammer and I'll stop

calling you Goldberg! Deal?"

Krauthammerhead Shark

Breaking: Charles Krauthammer Fails to Win
Nobel Peace Prize for 25th Consecutive Year

"Mendacity, thy name is Krauthammer!"

"Now that you mention it, I think I began my descent
into madness in about 1980, while I was writing
speeches for Vice President Mondale."

Q: "How can you tell if Charles Krauthammer
is dead or alive?"
A: "You can't.

If all you have is a Krauthammer,
everything looks like an Epic Fail.

When he spoke about 'mental recession' last

summer, Phil Gramm must have had Charles

Krauthammer in mind.

"When George Will invited President-Elect Obama over for

dinner with some of the conservative cognoscenti, rumor has

it you and your pet accompanied Charles Krauthammer to

the affair. Bark once if that's true; twice, if not."

On October 3, Charles Krauthammer wrote: "Obama's got

both a first-class intellect and a first-class temperament.
That will likely be enough to make him president." It then

took him two columns in the Washington Post to explain

why he, a second-class intellect, will nonetheless vote for

John McCain, a third-class intellect.