Why is CNN paying Jack Kingston, an ex-congressman

and lobbyist for Squire Patton Boggs, to open his mouth

on cable television?

Warm Bodies Was All He Asked For

Jack Kingston, Russian Stooge

"If I'm elected Senator from Georgia, William Temple, the 

guy standing behind me in the tricorne, promises to use his 

time machine to take you back to the Battle of Bunker Hill 

so that the Tree of Liberty can be watered with the blood 

of you patriots!"

Philip Wilheit, Jr. Doing His Crocodile

Dundee Impression

"And right here, children, it says, 'There's no such thing as a 

free Jack Kingston because he charges taxpayers thousands

 and thousands of dollars for his lunches'."

Representative Jack Kingston (R-GA) does not believe in

'free lunches' for school children, but he does believe in

(1) free flights to and from his home state and D.C., (2) free

airport parking, (3) free on-site gym access, (4) free health-

insurance subsidies, (5) free death benefits, and (6) free

239 paid days off.  He also believes that poor school children

should sweep floors in exchange for lunch.  It's unclear what

he thinks congressmen should do in exchange for all their

'free lunches', but whiting sepulchres would seem to be

appropriate.

"I came from God, not from a monkey!"

"I came from God, too. but having the same Creator

means I'm somehow related to that meathead from

Georgia.  Oh my!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #68
Jack Kingston

Representative Jack Kingston (R-Georgia) claims that

Barack Obama refuses to say the Pledge of Allegiance to

the American flag, even when he is threatened with being

turned into an insurance salesman, like Mr. Kingston.

"I think," says Georgia Republican Representative
 Jack Kingston, "it's important for elected officials to know 
the importance of the flag.  It would take a constitutional 
amendment to further protect the flag, but there are groups 
who have strong emotions about the flags and we

have debates about it. Thank God we have a special 
day, Flag Day, for me to explain these deep things 
to you."

"Keeping us up here in Washington eats away at families.

Marriages suffer. The Democrats could care less about families.

That's what their forcing us to work five days a week says."