Waiting for the Day When 166 Million Americans 

Are Suing the Other 166 Million

Alligator Noodling puts Catfish Noodling in the shade.

The water-filled trench is already in place. It's called the 

Rio Grande River. Now all that's needed is a gazillion or

 so snakes and alligators.

Like the captain of the Exxon Valdez, the captain of the

USS United States was asleep.

All God's Gators Gotta Be Chillin'

Trump Double-Dares Mueller's Pet Gator

"After Trump drained the swamp, what did you expect?"

As this BBC reporter will attest, being up to your ass

in alligators is scary, but being up to your eyelids in

lemurs is scarier.

Alligator Baits the Trap for Trump

Hurricane Irma Threatens Florida's Popular 

Adopt-a-Gator Program

Stephen Mnuchin Sez: "When Mr. Trump said he would drain 

the swamp, he didn't say he wouldn't keep the alligators."

Allegories for Our Time #34

GOP's Trump Problem

He had always dreamed of putting 'Licensed Texas

Alligator Wrangler' on his résumé.

Area Man Wins Two Darwin Awards for Launching 

Fireworks from the Top of His Head While Jumping into 

an Alligator Pond

A hazard is an area of a golf course which provides a

 difficult obstacle, which may be of three types: 

(1) water hazards, 

(2) bunkers, 

(3) big-ass alligators.

Because it makes them hallucinate John 'The Eraser' Kruger 

saying, "You're luggage!"

"Whatcha grillin'?"

"A Bacon-Wrapped Gator Gobbling a Turducken."

Philip Wilheit, Jr. Doing His Crocodile

Dundee Impression

"Don't Breitbart me, bro!"

"Hey, I would like to sing you a love song, like

'I've Got You Under My Skin'.  But like an Egyptian

mummy, I'm pressed for time.  So see you later, 

alligator!"