John Travolta got a make-under on the Ninth Day of

Zappadan.

"John Travolta touched whose willy?"

John Bachmann

Michele Travolta

John Travolta Loses Toupee,

Finds Ass in Sling

"How could anybody confuse me with Colonel

Gaddafi?  Anyone with half a brain can tell just

from looking at me that I'm a Scientologist

and he's not!"