"A Pennsylvania Trump supporter wearing a rainbow wig 

has been arrested after he barged into a local Dairy Queen 

and informed patrons he was working to restore Trump

 as 'president king' while also vowing to 'kill Democrats'."

Cancel Culture Gets Wiggy

Giuliani Totally Wigs Out

Isn't that Trump's rug in that mound of

elephant dung?

In surprise move, Trump's toupée endorses Joe Biden.

Proof That Trump Has Real Hair

"Are you telling me the dog ate your rug

because it needed to regurgitate?"

What's Under Trump's Rug

Trumpelstiltskin Spins Gold into $60,000 

Microcylinder Hair Intervention 

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #37

A Microcylinder Hair Intervention

Toupéemobile

GOP Presidential Race Starting to Get Hairy

Doesn't Quin realize Rand's rug ties the whole room 

together?

At age 73, George Will looks like he could use a

Rug Doctor Mighty Pro X3.

Representative Cliff Stearns (R-FL) Questions the 

Authenticity of President Obama's Birth Certificate,

Dismisses Questions about the Authenticity of His

Own Hair as 'Totally Unfounded' and 'Slanderous'

Trump·er·y  (trmp-r) n. 1. Showy but worthless finery;

bric-a-brac.  2. Nonsense; rubbish.  3. Deception; trickery;

fraud.  [A Red Fox hairpiece was Donald's signature bit

of trumpery.]

John Travolta Loses Toupee,

Finds Ass in Sling

The only thing scarier than 'Radical Islam' is

Congressman Lamar Smith's 'Hair System'.

"Screw the Democratic and Republican parties!

I've decided to run for Congress on the Hair

Direct ticket!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Donald

Trump and his Area 51 Rug!"