Mao Is In and Love Is On

Lon Chaney Sephora Collection Sampler

$150

Warm Scuzzies #1,141

John Demsey

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #963

Gina Bisignano

Have you ever wondered what Lon Chaney

did before he became a movie star?

Little Known Fact #73

Matt Gaetz is an auto-cosmetologist; he does his

own make-up before TV appearances.

White House Press Secretary Condemns Appalling 

Makeup Job

Kellyanne Conway Claims Correct Order in Application

of Skin Care Products Essential to Facial Resurrection

Lisa Alexander has egg on LaFace.

Which pancake makeup is best?

Matt Shea Now Available in Convenient

 Butter Form for All Your Ultra-Healing 

All-Over Hydration Needs

Denturegate makes you wonder which 

parts of Donald Trump's body are

 original equipment and which 

parts are aftermarket parts.

"'If it is not good enough to eat you will not find it in our

 products'. Developed by naturopath and nutritionist 

Anna Mitsios, Edible Beauty offers luxurious men's 

skin care products, like Citrus Rhapsody Tonique."

John Travolta got a make-under on the Ninth Day of

Zappadan.

Police Still Trying to Determine Woman's Motive in

$144 Eye-Shadow Heist

Since she announced her candidacy for the Republican

presidential nomination a little over a month ago,

Michele Bachmann has spent $4,700 on hair and

makeup.  Even John Edwards was shocked when

he heard this.

Sharron Angle Appears at Cosmetics

Convention to Share "Her Beauty and

Makeup Challenges During the Cam-

paign and How She Overcame Them"

Troll Threatens to Go Makeup-Free

And then the day came when John McCain learned that the

Colorado River Compact had nothing to do with makeup and

wasn't something Cindy carried around in her purse.

At only $13.50 a bottle, 1600 for Men Exfoliating Power Scrub

is said to be selling quite briskly to neoconservative warhawks

who are now trying to wash the blood of Iraq off their hands.