All Your Votes Are Belong to White People

Kevin Williamson Sez:  "There was never any real definition

 of a 'kulak'. Basically, if you had one cow and your neighbor

 had two, he was a kulak."

It was hard to tell if Kevin Williamson was crawling

out of the woodwork or crawling back in.

Adventures in Aestheticism #12

"Was it before or after you left your hometown of 

Lubbock, Texas that people began to call you the

'Rasputin of the Plains'?"

Jeffrey Goldberg vs. Kevin Williamson

"We understand, Mr. Williamson, that your punishment

for being fired at The Atlantic is to have your next

article published in Commentary.  Isn't that rather

cruel and unusual?"

Editor-in-Chief of The Atlantic Hangs Kevin Williamson

 Out to Dry

“I’m kind of squishy on capital punishment in general, 

but when it comes to abortion, women who have abortions 

should be hanged."

When he learned that Kevin Williamson had been hired

by The Atlantic, Ralph Waldo Emerson went into

hiding.

Some say Kevin Williamson looks better with slime

than without.

Kevin Williamson, Rasputin of the Plains, Decides

 to Swim The Atlantic

According to Kevin Williamson, the only thing worse than

the Pizza Gestapo is Gestapo Pizza.

Not a RINO

Not a WHINO

But a WINO (Williamson in Name Only)

Imagine a drama queen who has never landed a lead role

 in a major play.  That's Kevin Williamson.

Kevin Williamson, Vin Diesel's Evil Twin

Is Kevin Williamson really a White Devil, or does he

just look like one?

Kevin Williamson Sez:  "I'm a borderline anarchist from 

Lubbock, Texas, for Pete's sake, albeit a pretty conserva-

tive borderline anarchist."

[Isn't 'conservative anarchist' an oxymoron?]

Kevin Williamson is not a woman.  Thank God!

World's Worst Yobs #286

Kevin Williamson