It was hard to tell if Kevin Williamson was crawling

out of the woodwork or crawling back in.

"The Trump base is far bigger & stronger than ever 

before (despite some phony Fake News polling)."

Two Ruinous Termite Species Have Mated in Florida, 

Bad News for Scott Walker

"Don't those termites know they're destroying the very

foundation of the house they live in?"

"Yeah, just like Republicans."

Signs of a termite infestation are sometimes
not difficult to spot.

No, the people of Afghanistan do not live like termites.

This is just a picture of children passing through a

brick factory on the way to school.

"Remember when we were little boys and believed the

holes were caused by termites? We sure laughed more

back then, didn't we?"

The National Press Club has rented a room to

Larry Sinclair so that he can show a documentary proving
he is not a toothless termite.

The Moment John McCain Discovered He Had

Termites in His Platform

This is a typical middle-income house in Togoland.

Architecturally speaking, it is a blend of styles:

New Mexican pueblo, African termite mound, and

Hobbit house. Right now, its owner is losing sleep,

worried that the real-estate bubble may finally be

getting ready to bust.