New Palin Family Values Reality Television Show 

in the Works

Playing 'Where's Todd?' in the Oval Office

Do you suppose the Palins and the Nugents know that

the Elf on the Shelf works for the NSA?

Bipartisan Laughter Erupts After Publication of 

Palin Brawl Police Report

"What's that all about?"

"Oh, it's just Todd Palin's birthday party."

Sarah and Todd got the giggles when The Nuge called

the President a "Chicago communist-raised, communist-

educated, communist-nurtured subhuman mongrel."

When was the last time you wondered

what Todd Palin is doing these days?

[It must be tough being an ex-$ellebrity.]

Remember when the Hansons and the Palins were

all smiles at the wedding of Track and Britta?  

That was in May, 2011.  Three months later,

the newlyweds had a daughter, and then,

in December 2012, Track filed for divorce.

Ah, the stuff of which reality shows are

made of.

General Sherman was wrong.  War isn't hell.  It's just 

good old-fashioned family entertainment.

Sarah and Todd Put On the Whole Armor of God, 

Including the Chick-fil-A® of Righteousness

Todd Palin to Star in New Reality TV

Show, The Scavengers

"In my opinion, there are only two kinds of moose that 

matter:  those that have been eaten by the Palins  and 

those that haven't."  

Godzilla Sez:  "I'm really looking forward to spending

 Christmas with the Palins!"

"Ever since excerpts of my book on Sarah Palin were leaked

by the National Enquirer, I've been waiting for Robert Stacy

McCain to use Todd Palin as a shillelagh to beat me to a

bloody pulp."

"Somebody's asking if I'm not an elf, why my ears look

 elvish.  What's my answer, Todd?"

After it moves to its new $1.7 million digs in Scottsdale,

Arizona, the Palin family will continue its fishing tradition

by angling for the Pancake Batfish.

With Sarah's and the Tea Party's unfavorability ratings at

all time highs, Todd Palin has decided it's about time for

him to take some half-nekkid ski action.

"Todd, is my ass on the line yet?"
"Yes, Sarah, he's on the line now."

"Hello, Sarah, remember me?"

Sarah Cuts Vacation Short Because Incognito
Attempt Foiled by Todd's Outrageous Swimsuit

Todd Palin says he's stopped having sex with his wife.
"I was always in it for the long run, but she started
quitting way before we reached the finish line."