“Better to get your news directly from 

Der Trumpenführer. In fact, it might be 

the only way to get the unvarnished truth.”

"No one can seriously believe, Mr. Conyers, that the

Constitution's authors intended to create a right to

same-sex marriage."

"That's true, Mr. Smith.  They also didn't intend to

create a right for women to vote or for African-

Americans, like me, to be elected to the U. S.

House of Representatives."

The only thing scarier than 'Radical Islam' is

Congressman Lamar Smith's 'Hair System'.

Representative Lamar Smith (R-TX) Trying
to Hypnotize a Robotic Sunflower

Lamar Smith (R-TX) doesn't take Scott McClellan too seriously.

Neither does his toupée.