Dissatisfied with the answers provided by Comey and Lynch, 

GOP lawmakers decided to call Shemp Howard to testify 

about Hillary Clinton's emails.

Ted Cruz Leads Charge of the Light Brigade

 But Is AWOL at the Climactic Battle of 

Loretta Lynch

Loretta Lynch Being Held Hostage in the Back of the

Bus by GOP Mob

"You’re not Eric Holder, are you?" 

asked John Cornyn.

"You're not Big Bad John, are you?"

replied Loretta Lynch.

In response to criticism for publishing

an article which misidentified the 

Loretta Lynch nominated by 

President Obama to be his

Attorney General, Breitbart.com

has issued a correction, claiming

that the Warner Todd Huston who

wrote the article was an impostor 

and not the real Warner

Todd Huston who writes for

Breitbart.com.  Here is a photo

of the real Warner Todd

Huston: