Don Blankenship Reduced to Coal Ash by West Virginia

Voters

Don Blankenship Sez:  "I'm Trumpier than Trump!"

Don Blankenship, the Dark Lord of Coal, says the ghosts

of the 29 miners who died in his mines have endorsed 

him for membership in the Ninth Circle of Hell.

It stands to reason that Don Blankenship, the Dark Lord

of Coal Country and an ex-con, would be running for the 

Senate as a GOPer in West Virginia, the state which 

ranks dead  last in America for environmental quality.

Don Blankenship, the Dark Lord of Coal Country, Vows

to Boldly Lead West Virginia into the Nineteenth Century

'Republicans Have Four Convicted Criminals Running 

for Office in 2018'.  One is Don Blankenship.

West Virginia Zombie to Run for U. S. Senate

Don 'Your Job Is to Make Money' Blankenship Goes

on Trial for Being Don Blankenship

Don Surber finally hangs up his blogging

 cleats and shuffles off to the Don Blanken-

ship Memorial Old Folks' Home. 

Scum (skm) n. 1. A filmy layer of extraneous or impure

matter that forms on or rises to the surface of a liquid or

body of water. 2. Refuse or worthless matter. 3. Slang

One, such as a person or an element of society, that is

regarded as despicable or worthless. [Don Blankenship

is scum.]

A new poll of West Virginia's mountaintops shows they

favor the removal of Don Blankenship by a ratio

of almost 100 to 1 (the mountaintop on which he
lives being understandably ambivalent.)

Greedheads Galore #7

Don Blankenship

Having received $38.2 million in compensation over the last

three years, with a pension worth $5.7 million and $27.2

million in his deferred-compensation account, and a salary

continuation retirement benefit which will pay him $18,241 a

month for the next 10 years, Don Blankenship, the 'Dark

Lord of Coal Country', has retired. "I simply couldn't

afford not to," he says, adding, "Crime hasn't paid this

well since the days of Al Capone." 

Avoid Contact with Eyes and Skin and Avoid Inhaling Fumes

"Who's that?"

"Don Blankenship's 'Clean Coal' flack."

Don Blankenship Performing His Now You See

29 Dead Miners, Now You Don't Trick

Flag Desecration #30

Don Blankenship, Chairman and CEO of Massey Energy,
the nation's fourth largest coal mining company, wants
you to know he feels right at home in a Surber Country
double-wide.